- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

ability to levitate using my fart...

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

The power to open doors with your bare hands

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

the ability to glow in the light.

the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

The power to a nokia phone.

The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

You can have anything you don't want at any time.

The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

Pointless Super Powers