The power to have anything you want that is free.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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kabloooeeey!!!

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The power to be french.

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The power to see through windows

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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the power to eat with your butt

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!