- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

The power to speak braille.

the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

The power to serve the Lord Dog.

Invisibility, but only in the dark.

The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

The power to not write pointless powers.

The power to change $100 to 100 $1

The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

The power to hatch from an egg

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

Pointless Super Powers