- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

The power to yawn with your mouth closed

Having the power to stand still

the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

Having the power of a normal human

The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

The power to be powerless.

The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

the power to fly, but only when you poop

The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

The power to sleep through a dream.

The power of 3 seond super strength,

The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

The ability to jump 8 feet fences

To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

Pointless Super Powers