the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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the power to make bubles without soap

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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The power to be a dick.

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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The power to shape shift into water

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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The power to be powerless.

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!