- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

Power that makes you perfect in being useless

The power to breathe oxygen.

The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

The power to die.

The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

Pointless Super Powers