The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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The power to die everytime you pee

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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The power to Google "Google".

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!