The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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The power to troll.

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The power to science.

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Third armpit.

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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the power to beathe

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!