The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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the power... to read this

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!