Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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the power to like mass effect 3

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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Power to not have any power.

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The power to scare female plants.

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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X ray vision on chairs

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!