The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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the power to be super ugly

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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The power to be half invisible

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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the power to talk to your elbow

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!