- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Having the power of a normal human

the ability to walk through your clothes

The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

The power to be 6% fireproof

The ability to turn cement into pudding

The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

the power to make thin air that is harmless

The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

The power to run at 0.5mph

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

Pointless Super Powers