The power to be 6% fireproof

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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the power to kiss your own ass

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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The power to become black!

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!