Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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The power to become black!

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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The power to not have a brain!

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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The power to eat food.

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The power to open doors that are already open

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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The power to ejaculate

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The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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The power to smell water.

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!