The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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swear words -jesse

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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The ability to read your own mind

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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Immunity to curable diseases.

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!