The power to die when you get scared.

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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The ability to read braile.

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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The power to walk through air.

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The power to speak braille.

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!