The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The power to grab a cats face

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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the power to eat people :D

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!