You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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The power to turn any object into food

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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the power to shit out of your nose

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The power to revive Hitler.

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!