The power to see white objects in off white.

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to not exercise.

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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The power of night-blindness.

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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If you shy of meeting girls in real life and find it easier on a computer and cam, you will have the power to pull 100s of girl every week local to you so go to www.sexigirls.co.uk and see the power you never knew you ever had to pull girls so fast.

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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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The ability to die on command.

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Being alive (until you die).

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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The power to take edible shits.

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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The ability to read braile.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!