- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

The ability to jump 8 feet fences

The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

The power to fly but only in your room

the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

The power to die every time you are standing on something.

The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

to die when you are happy

Pointless Super Powers