- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

The ability to not live forever

The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

The power of women's rights.

the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

The power to mentally control tapeworms.

The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

The power to telepathically fold paper.

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

The power to open doors that are already open

The power to fly but only when touching the ground

The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

Pointless Super Powers