The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The power to die everytime you pee

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!