- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to sleep through a dream.

The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

The ability to jump 8 feet fences

The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

the power to turn O2 into CO2

Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

the ability to fart out of your nose

The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

The power to volunteer as tribute.

The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

done something sexual with some type of food?

All of aquaman's powers.

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The power to do reverse moonwalk

the power to do sit on your couch all day

The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

The power to fly 3 inches.

The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

The power to make clean socks dirty.

Pointless Super Powers