The power to be 6% fireproof

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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the power to talk backwards

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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The power to eat your poop

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!