The power to troll.

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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The power to science.

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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the power to fax people with your mind

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levi Hahne is gay

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the power to beathe

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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the power to not have super powers...

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The power to look like yourself

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!