The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!