- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

The power to make yourself deaf.

the power to turn on a random guys tv

The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

the power to do two suicide bombings

the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

The power to troll.

Power to not have any power.

The power to scare female plants.

The power to urinate in mouth.

X ray vision on chairs

the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

The power to be able to never have a power.

The power to fart out of your hands.

The power to take a s*** on people

Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

The power of even having a pointless superpower.

The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

Pointless Super Powers