The power to troll.

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The power to die using only your mind.

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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The power to scare female plants.

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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the power to beathe

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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the power... to read this

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The power to take a s*** on people

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!