The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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The power to punch that like button

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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the power to be super ugly

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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The power to be half invisible

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!