The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The power to be dead

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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to power to do the bird is the word

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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The power to divide by zero

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!