- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

the power to be powerless

The power to fly but only when your on the ground

The ability to become shit forever.

The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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The power to bleed anally at will

The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

the power to kill plants in a desert.

The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

Pointless Super Powers