The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The power to make my own sandwich

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!