The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The ability to not be Batman

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The power to eat your own face.

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!