The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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The power to be a woman

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The power to see in black and white.

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The power to die at will.

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The power to have a power.

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to die early.

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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having the same super powers as batman!

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!