The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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the power to not have superpowers

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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the powre to spel

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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The power to die when you change emotions

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to become a llama.

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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the power to die at will

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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Super-slowness

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!