The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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the power to instantly die

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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the power to complete math exercises

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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The power to have a super power,

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The power to see what's behind you.

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the power to count from A to purple

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!