Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to start time.

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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The power of self mind control

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!