- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

The power to shit 1 penny per every year

The power to not get shit dick

The power to be allergic to cat hair.

the power of being yourself

The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

The power to get hard at will.

the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

The power to erase anything written in pencil

The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

The power to lick your elbow.

The power to open any door by using the proper key.

the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

The ability to change races.

power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

Pointless Super Powers