The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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The power to exhale clouds.

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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the power to jerk off

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to have no power.

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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The power to glow while under the sun

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!