- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Doing a handstand with your feet

The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

The power to turn water into wine.

The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

the power to make a pillow come to life once

The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

The power to see what a person is wearing.

The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

The power to make cats burp.

Being able to fly in place.

The power to lock open doors

The power of making your tits smaller

Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

Pointless Super Powers