- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to stick your head up your ass

The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

the ability to manually control your breathing

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

Doing a handstand with your feet

The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

The ability to go forward in time at will.

The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

The power to poop whenever you want.

The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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The power to make cats burp.

Pointless Super Powers