- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to set money on fire

Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

The power to fart in public AT WILL..

thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

The power to stick your head up your ass

The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

The power to fly but only when your in space.

the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

the power to relive the least important moments in history

The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

The power to turn water into wine.

to spelle caretly

The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

Pointless Super Powers