The power to control your own limb movement

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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the power to like charlie

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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Third armpit.

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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levi Hahne is gay

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The power to have a atomic fart

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The power to die.

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The power to become yourself

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!