The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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The ability to not live forever

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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Having the power to stand still

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!