The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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the power of words

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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The power to lock open doors

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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The power to science.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!