The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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the power to jerk off

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to have no power.

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!