The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The ability to not be Batman

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The power to sexually attract whales

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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the power to be powerless

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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to power to do the bird is the word

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!