- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

the power to relive the least important moments in history

The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

The power to let someone control your dick

The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

The power to be allergic to cat hair.

The power to pee poop

power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

The power to uncontrally boop

The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

the power of being yourself

The power to walk on frozen water.

The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

The power to read all these post's in less then a day

Pointless Super Powers