The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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The power to sexually attract whales

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to have a power.

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The power to be a gamer

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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the power to be powerless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!