The power to let someone control your dick

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The power to not get shit dick

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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The power to be a woman

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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The power to make my own sandwich

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The power to have a power.

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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The power to die early.

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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The ability to change races.

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The power to see through glass

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!